Hot Knives:

• Four friends who have come together as the credit will not stop crunching!
• Recorded first demos last week!
• Band name decided on Tuesday!
• Yet to play a gig!
• And already turning heads!

Hot Knives - Solstice (Demo) [alt] ♥♥
Hot Knives - Cold Morning (Demo) [alt]

Despite the short existence the band have already landed themselves a slot of BBC Manchester tomorrow night, not bad for only being around for 48 hours.

If you would like to listen then please tune in at 11pm on Sunday. In fact, tune in at 10.55pm just to be sure. We don't want to miss out, and we don't want you to either. As our mothers have said, it is always better to be safe than sorry.

10.55pm
10.55pm
10.55pm
10.55pm

They have a flurry of venue promoters showing their interest, with gig offers before the Hot Knives get too expensive for their venue ;) . Neo Tokyo and John McClure (Reverend And The Makers lead singer) are showing his own early interest in the band.

Always believe the hype!

ps. they are interested in anyone looking to take on a wee remix for them. Get in contact and they shall send you through some clearer sounding bits and pieces.

http://www.myspace.com/hotknivesuk
http://www.myspace.com/hotknivesuk
http://www.myspace.com/hotknivesuk


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Alarm went off at 8 am, in for my Understand Popular Culture seminar (which I don't really understand...) by 8.55 am! The topic we focused on was music and by looking at the people in my class I could easily tell what music they were into from the way the dressed. The chap to my left loved is rap and the girl to my right loved her hardcore house but she does not like Cascada, which I would have thought was this hardcore house genre? No? As a group wer went through our own top 5 artists of the moment. We heard a lot of MGMT 's and Vampire Weekend's but when I mentioned my love for Ryan Riback I got blanked and didn't get asked why. Therefore, I am going to tell you lot!

I am in love with wobbles, bassline and synths that have been chopped right through a track! Ryan Riback is filling all this hunger! From edits that have got him noticed and now working on his own original pieces making it all very exciting!

Ryan Riback grew up in Johannesburg, he put his success down to the move he made to Australia and currently resides in Melbourne. With his biggest influences coming from Switch ‘for his Twisted mind’ and Sebastien Leger for his ‘melodic blips and bleeps’ you can expect these two to merge and create dirty beats running alone side a house genre feel.

When arriving in Australia he quickly got involved in the music scene range from local artists or record labels. Ryan Riback is an idol for those people who believe hard work pays off and the 'chasing of the dream'. Mr Riback is currently packing his socks, tighty-whities as he prepares himself for a North America tour.

Ryan Riback - Boom [alt]
Kaz James ft Macy Grey - Can't Hold Back (Ryan Riback Edit) [alt] ♥♥♥
Ryan Riback vs TLE - White Noise [alt]

North American take your troops out of Iraq, Ryan Riback is coming to destroy you!


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Finally! No longer are the days in guessing what The Bloody Beetroots have done to Tiga or what the track is going to do to your speakers! It's been a long wait that has kept use guessing what the rest of the track will sounds like.

I know you lot were wet when you heard the first snips of it on youtube or the lucky ones who got to catch one of their latest live shows!

Tiga - -Mind Dimension (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) [Yousendit]
Tiga - -Mind Dimension (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) [Mediafire]
(tracks 128kbps)

Bastards did just blow out one of my speakers...♥


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FUNKISM: Hello Jack Beats (everybody say hello to Jack Beats)- so to start off, in the best analogy as you can, could you describe your sound to our readers? Bonus points for using the words "flamingo" :)

JACK BEATS: Jack Beats sound is red hot like flamingo's...

FUNKISM: Flamingos are pink! Anyway what's the story behind Jack Beats? How did you both come to meet?

JACK BEATS: The story is really simple- we met through music we used to be involved with. We both always liked making music, and from that, one way or another we discovered it was more fun when we did it together...

FUNKISM: I was being nosy and had a cheeky look at your list of influences and I must say I'm mega impressed! But what has been the main driving force behind your sound?

JACK BEATS: Our main driving force behind our sound is the desire to make hybrid music that combines all our influences, and sounds (hopefully) unique. We both spent many years in clubs, and kinda both got bored with what we heard and wanted something new. We have been and still are into a wide variety of music, and so I guess we try to compress these influences into one thing to make our sound.

FUNKISM: Cool! So you've violated White Williams, jacked AC Slater and wobbled Steed Lord to Iceland and back- what works do we have the fortune to look forward to in the future?

JACK BEATS: The main shit for now is finishing our first proper EP for Cheap Thrills.. There are also more remixes coming soon which we've recently finished for Kidda, Kissy Sell Out, Herve and Lady Sovereign... plus we've been working with Herve on some material for the 'Machines Don't Care 2' album.

FUNKISM: Your remix for AC Slater was one of the most sought after tracks last year gaining a vast amount of popularity- how do you cope with all that love? Store it in jars? You guys seem very humble about it all and it's really refreshing to see.

JACK BEATS: It's really nice that you think we come across as humble... We'd hope we are. I think we both know we've been lucky in having long careers in music, and also being able to move between genre's and gain acceptance from new peers, and new audiences. Also - it really does feel amazing to see the project go in the space of one year from a bit of fun in the studio, to something people really are behind and feeling. The speed everything has happened for us still kinda baffles us both... it's blog's like funkism that have built the hype that's fueled the Jack Beats fire, and we're both really grateful for the support. In this day and age with the power of the Internet being stronger than ever, people ultimately make there own minds up whether what you're doing is genuinely decent or just a pile of over hyped shite. Therefore the fact the people have helped us out by writing about us etc and getting behind us is amazing.... they've been our PR team... you should be humbled by a situation like that... if not, you're simply a bit of a c*nt!

FUNKISM: It's true, the very fact you're taking time out to do this interview just reinforces this. What's it like to be one of the big names for 2009?

JACK BEATS: Haha.. weird and dope all at once.

FUNKISM: Last Friday you played in my hometown for one of my favourite parties, Moda. I mean with Foamo and Futurecop live as well- wow indeed! What can us lucky so and so's expect to hear in one of your sets?

JACK BEATS: Bass heavy party music... lots of dubplates and stuff you know

FUNKISM: Our readers from the U.S. are going to be particularly excited by this- I hear you're going to be touring there in March. I bet you're both incredibly hyped about this? What can we expect to find in your suitcases?

JACK BEATS: Yeah looking forward to it alot... we're taking an empty suitcase to bring back lots of Texan BBQ sauce home with us!

FUNKISM: I'm a pretty random person so I like asking random questions- what children's cartoons were your favourites when you were young and why? (Please say Brave Little Toaster) ;)

JACK BEATS: Ulysses 31, Dungeons & Dragons, Battle of the Planets, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Godzilla, He-Man, Mask....

FUNKISM: Mask, good shout! What do you think of Twitter? Do you like to tweet every now and then?

JACK BEATS: We set one up but we've only tweeted once... we've not really figured out how to use it... I guess that says it all haha...

FUNKISM: So finally, if you were writing for FUNKISM for one day, who would you be recommending to our readers?

JACK BEATS: Mysterious Al, Boy 8-Bit, Popof, A1 Bassline, The Cheap Thrills crew...

FUNKISM: Awesome. Thanks again for taking the time out to do the interview with us Jack Beats- it's been a pleasure. And remember to save us a cheeky bottle of Texan BBQ sauce when you come back! :)

Such nice guys ey! And I can't wait to hear the sophomore Machines Don't Care album. Show JB some love on their myspace and to keep in touch with their dates and releases :)

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one of my favourite acts of last year was a brazilian duo called the twelves and they're continuing their fine form into 2009. i'm a sucker for their groovy style, which is marked by blithe unconcern, and to me they're certainly ones to keep an eye on- lets all hope for an album in the near future ey? incidently i'm also a sucker for biiiiig vocals and here la roux turns provider. i guess, complimenting each other to create a journey through time and space. imagine laser beams flickering in your face whilst a three boobed girl from total recall serves you a drink. maybe not.

DL:
la roux - in for the kill (the twelves remix) [mediafire]
la roux - in for the kill (the twelves remix) [yousendit]

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the twelves - episode II mixtape [via myspace]

this is definitely a mix worth downloading, if not just to hear some of their cheeky edits. it's safe to say its gorgeous for the ears and i can't wait until they release number III. tracklist in comments.

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one of my favourite albums to be released this year already was by the immense collaborative effort of "the spirit of apollo" by n.a.s.a. with my standout track being "whatchadoin?". i mean it features funkism favourites m.i.a. and spank rock that it just had to be huuuuge. l.a. partygoers villains give the track some violent treatment. not in the give me your money or i'll shank you way but more like oh my days the club is going to explode. brutal!

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n.a.s.a - whatchadoin? (villains remix) [mediafire]
n.a.s.a - whatchadoin? (villains remix) [yousendit]

i've had such a long day and this is perfect to let myself go to. i'm thinking get a takeaway, crack open some beers and then go out and get wasted. maybe not too much, i've got to be up at 9 tomorrow morning arrrrrgh

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what does funkism love more than the most colourful socks in the world? sitting in the park with friends having a barbecue? even more than being kissed on the neck or chest? i guess i'd have to say it's somewhere between seeing adriana lima scantily clad or turning life's challenges into a barrel of fun. dj spin laden comes somewhere in the middle. i guess he may not pull off the victoria secret look with stockings and angel wings but he certainly knows how to provide party music. signed to the australian idiot house label, dj spin laden sent us in this track that epitomises the word fun. listen to it and you'll be raving somewhere naked im sure. his next e.p. is out soon and will feature remixes from the mighty acid jacks, wongo and douster. watch this space!

DL:
dj spin laden - whip that (original mix) [mediafire]
dj spin laden - whip that (original mix) [yousendit]

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dj spin laden - february mixtape [zshare]

tracklist is in the comments. yea i know "whip that" may sound a tad similar to a very famous track from last year (cookies to who can guess which one) but don't you think jose uses it with full advantage? i can't stop bopping to it :)

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discodeine is the synergy of pilooski and benjamin morando and i can't get enough of them. their remix of whomadewho's the plot is a masterpiece, definitely one to check out :)

so on sunday i was dressed as a superhero. i'm not quite sure who i was supposed to be, just that i looked funny. incidently marky went as cat woman??? anyway i had bright blue womens tights on, a makeshift cape out of my flatmate's blanket and lightning bolts painted all over my body. although i must say i did like them tights too much- it was like being naked without being naked. strange. again, no idea who i was supposed to be but apparently my special power was x-ray vision, which i had no problem agreeing with. i have to admit i may have been a little merry- so much so i can't really remember any of the music played. hmmmmmm. but what i do remember was just before going out, checking my emails and seeing a promo sent in by plimsouls. his work showcasing a sultry tech-house affair along with a reminder of how impressive his mystery jets remix was. big ups!

DL:
plimsouls - twelve (alternate version) [mediafire]
plimsouls - twelve (alternate version) [yousendit]

DL:
mystery jets - 2 doors down (plimsouls remix) [mediafire]
mystery jets - 2 doors down (plimsouls remix) [yousendit]

matt's debut e.p. is due out in april on pieces of eight records which is home to casette jam and style of eye. show your support!

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Like the normal persona of girl bands we expect songs about broken hearts, new found loves and the clothes they bought that week. Jo Kira is this girl in the funkism world, throwing her Bras and Stilettos onto the same CD and tying them down with a string of her driven baselines.

Jo Kira, long time funker and funkism friend allowed us a few months ago to get the exclusives on her new two new tracks. I would have said that week her career hit a high with new productions and being named Kissy Sell Outs Young Blood for the week. Not only did he drop her track BRA's on world famous Radio 1 but went out the next night and dropped the track in the middle of his DJ set.

From this the created juices are still flowing and now she is getting ready for two released in the next two months. The first release shall be ‘Jo Kira - Stilettos EP’, which is out next week, 23rd February on digital download via the record label Venga Digital and shall be distributed to 50 stores including Amazon, play.com, itunes and the usuals such as Beatport and Juno etc

Tracklistings:
A1 - Stilettos (Original)
A2 - Stilettos (Wongo Remix)
B1 - Bras(Original)
B2 - Bras (Edu K Remix)

Although not out until next week, we have be kindly been given a teaser. Although a girl with killer wobbles and drop ins, she is a lovely person at heart. Give you guys a funkism a sneak listen.

With no class until 4:00 pm this evening, I find myself in front of my laptop with some Robinson’s cordial and an extra large Milkybar to help me dig up more news on the much-anticipated new album by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Due to be released on April 14th, It's Blitz will be 10 tracks long each having a disco feel as guitarist Nick Zinner brought along a vintage keyboard he bought on eBay to help the band during their writing sessions (little did he know at the time this would be the included throughout the album).

Tracklistings:
01 "Zero" (4:25 / Eric Biondo - trumpet, Stuart Bogie - saxophone)
02 "Heads Will Roll" (3:41)
03 "Soft Shock" (3:53)
04 "Skeletons" (5:02)
05 "Dull Life" (4:08)
06 "Shame and Fortune" (3:31)
07 "Runaway" (5:13 / Jane Scarpantoni - cello, Greg Kurstin - piano)
08 "Dragon Queen" (4:02 / Tunde Adebimpe - vocals, Stuart Bogie - saxophone, Kyp Malone - tambourine)
09 "Hysteric" (3:50 / Eric Biondo - trumpet, Stuart Bogie - saxophone)
10 "Little Shadow" (3:57 / Imaad Wasif - guitar)

Although this band has been around for many moons it is the first time they have had the chance to use synthesizers through their entire productions, which we can all only think to add to the excitement of what is a Yeah Yeah Yeahs party is. Having put down the guitars and picked up the keys you can ensure the running about of Karen O will in some form still occur.

The band have let out their first single off the album onto the Internet, allowing it to be judged and ridiculed by long time fans and new listens. They were not lying when they told us this album was inspired by the Joy Division swaying synth work and Giorgio Moroder rhythmical drums influences!




Already getting mixed emotions with the new synth 80s pop (which seems to be what people like at the moment), is this what a full Yeah Yeah Yeahs album is going to sound like? Or is it the band playing games again and always keeping use guessing what sounds they are going to create next.


marky!
xoxo

we love adam freeland. we love alex metric. we love new adventures. we love it when a plan goes well. we love it hard. dirty, filthy and in your face. we love boundaries being pushed. we love boundaries being blurred. we love being under control, out of control, in so much mess we don't know who's in control. we love taking lyrics from the strokes. you are young darling- for now but not for long. we love how music can take you somewhere else. we love racing cars. we love winning.

DL:
freeland - under control (alex metric remix) [mediafire]
freeland - under control (alex metric remix) [yousendit]

we hate having nothing to fix.

its the moda relaunch tonight and with jack beats, foamo and futurecop playing.. it's going to be a huuuuge night. so if you're remotely near lincoln and can make it down to the cell, don't let this opportunity go amiss.

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jack beats, foamo, futurecop... come down! andy george and jaymo are on radio 1 live with annie mac today from 8:30pm aswell- and will be playing some gems :)

if you were one of the lucky so and so's to have the privilege of being in my bedroom, you'd probably notice the garbage that comes from my flatmate's bedroom. if i don't have my speakers on then i might have the misfortune of hearing a glimpse of basshunter or tiesto arrrgh (sorrry girl but it's true) so sometimes i have to teach her a lesson and show her what songs you truly need for a party. perhaps in such situations i'd crank up the volume and drown her noises with some extra special bass intensive meltdowns. quite franky usually it's the ever reliable hervé that is the best call. again the other day the lovely anna from your-army (thank you again) sent me this new production that josh did with the count for his inaugural mix compilation- ghetto bass. it's a bad boiiiii- truly. it features all of his other monikers as well as some tracks from the cheap thrills family which brought you jack beats (watch this space), fake blood and that awesome zomby album! roll on the rest of 2009- especially with another machines don't care album. yikes!

DL:
the count & hervé - jungle steppers [mediafire]
the count & hervé - jungle steppers [yousendit]

if you're like me and can't get enough of this sound then make sure you pop over to hmv and buy his ghetto bass compilation. this guy works his little cotton socks off so i think it's only fair we give a little back :)

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it's wednesday 16:43 and i've just got back from a whole day at uni. i'm putting my feet up on the coffee table about to chug down some chocolate milkshake and catch up on todays news. well i can't be bothered to read right now so instead i think yea i'll listen to some music. i flick through my itunes and ponder what would be perfect for the mood i'm in? something simple yet enticing? something free yet involves are journey to get to? something magical? hatchmatik's disco bootleg of animal collective is just that. i can drift off into another world where trees are made out of marshmellow and i'm being served my favourite tipple by this pretty girl with flowers in her hair. all before i get abruptly interrupted by my flatmate who tells me about her friends nipples. nice.

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animal collective - my girls (HATCHMATIK disco bootleg) [mediafire]
animal collective - my girls (HATCHMATIK disco bootleg) [yousendit]

major love for discobelle who were lightning quick to get this up. one day i'll be just as fast- but i'm in no rush to get of this balearic mood :)

I got sent this track today, all i know is that it is:

• 7:00 minute
  
• A mash up of The Prodigy - Out of Space
• It is tagged as Track02
  
• It was done by a male
• Still in school
• 15 years old
• And I wish I started that young

DL:
Johnny Lewellin - Track 02 [mediafire]

"Hey that's amazing, i wounder where I can get one?"
"Love the gear"
"They only seem to make a few"
"This will blow off my friends and their Erol tee's"

Ever since Ed Banger got going we have always been goo goo eyed at the clothes they wear on stage. This ranges from the shoes on their feet to the headphones on their head. Today, official! Ed Banger have launched their CoolCats site. CoolCats is the official site where you can get your Ed Banger 12" for your DJ sets and Ed Rec tee's

About time I say! And the prices aren't to shabby.

i love cyanide and happiness. "i have the cape, i make the whoosh noises" is what heavyfeet say is a typical day in their studio. i can imagine there to be plenty of whoosh noises. some wamp wamps and plenty of wobbles. picture your annoying neighbour who's outside digging up weeds displaying a general face of disgust. then think of playing this so loud she can hear it out of your bedroom window.. whoosh whoosh wamp wamp wobble and she's dropped her trowel to give you evils from inside her conservatory. that'll teach her to be rude. the remix is bad!

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sonny j - handsfree (if you hold my hand) (heavyfeet mix) [mediafire]
sonny j - handsfree (if you hold my hand) (heavyfeet mix) [yousendit]

26/02/09 nottingham at spectrum
27/02/09 london at matter
06/03/09 stoke at reckless

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salt and pepas here, and were in effect
want you to push it, babe
coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
c'mon girls, lets go show the guys that we know
how to become number one in a hot party show
now push it
ah, push it - push it good
ah, push it - push it real good

DL:
shinichi osawa - push (nt89 rave mix) [mediafire]
shinichi osawa - push (nt89 rave mix) [yousendit]

DL:
jesse rose - touch my horn (mad kids remix) [mediafire]
jesse rose - touch my horn (mad kids remix) [yousendit]

two tracks that we got sent by mail- just to show we do check the tracks you send in :)
hope you all had a nice valentines day!
x

thank you bobmo for that chocolate cake you gave me- was bloody gorgeous.

this is the video to sportsday megaphone's latest single and he animated it himself. how amazing is this? and i love how funkism's colours are scattered throughout. it reminds me of when i was only old enough to play with lego and fisher price. and when a grumpy lady told me off for chasing pigeons. bitch.

DL:
sportsday megaphone - meet me in the middle (david e. sugar remix)
sportsday megaphone - meet me in the middle (david e. sugar remix)
[mediafire & yousendit links]

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sportsday megaphone - meet me in the middle (vincent oliver remix)
sportsday megaphone - meet me in the middle (vincent oliver remix)
[mediafire & yousendit links]

make sure you check out the myspace pages of both david e. sugar and vincent oliver! and join me in getting nostalgic about playdays and power rangers.

whilst playing hide and seek with my flatmates in our house, i kind of realised i'm not so good at this game. for one, do not hide in the utility room under dirty clothes or linen. it's disgusting. two, food cupboards are far too small to fit into. and three, i kept getting bored of hiding and wanted to listen to this remix by tanlines of the tough alliance instead. nevertheless to say, i hardly ever won.

DL:
the tough alliance - a new chance (tanlines remix) [mediafire]
the tough alliance - a new chance (tanlines remix) [yousendit]

in the future i think i'll stick to hiding underneath the bed. at least the monster under there looks friendly.

high powered boys- okay so bobmo isn't very good at football, walks into a door and has a little scrap with surkin. brilliant. bob, i expect much more of the same thing this friday.

if funkism were to wholeheartedly recommend something then it would be club pony. this FRIDAY bobmo and shadow dancer are coming to party in sheffield and it's going to be a shed load of fun. if you're into town, make an appearance. me and marky are going- so say hi! TO THE BOBMOBILE!

okay so don't you think diplo is quite possibly one of the best people to follow on twitter (apart from tiga)? if his grammy updates weren't enough- he shares the same love for random stuff as me i.e. 6.57AM yesterday from twitterberry "Ok.. -Im bak. Santi died of peanut overdose. We r goin to find questlove and hit him like an r4 train. Then do the stank leg with thom york". perhaps yea his spelling isn't too good but sure, we can forgive him for that- especially since his remix for groove armada reminds us all how much we respect this guy. once again the bacardi b-live crew have come up trumps and teamed with mad decent for another crazy remix. how we love them for that :)

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groove armada - pull up (crank it up) diplo b-live remix [mediafire]
groove armada - pull up (crank it up) diplo b-live remix [yousendit]

follow diplo on his twitter account..
and add FUNKISM too!
im not sure if we totally get it yet,
but it's fun :)
x

in flagranti literally means to be caught in the act of.. in most cases being caught have sex with another person by your other half. isn't that enough to love in flagranti already? they're much more than sexual innuendos though- see "i chatted up the nympho sectary (part 1)" and "she bend each leg alternately"- but rather they're this new york duo called sasha crnobrnja and alex gloor who share the love of the italian cosmic scene from nearly three decades ago. the end result? this kind of experimental blend of electronic disco music. i guess in continuation of "the ones to watch for 2009"- the next in flagranti album "brash and vulgar", which is set to drop on march 20th on codek, is probably one of this years LPs that im most looking forward too. luckily junodownload let you preview their album! isn't it special! anyway i just can't give you any tracks off that because well you just have to buy it- but what i can do is hand out a peace offering until its final release :)

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in flagranti - business acumen (holy ghost! cover) [mediafire]
in flagranti - business acumen (holy ghost! cover) [yousendit]

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beni - my love sees you (in flagranti remix) [mediafire]
beni - my love sees you (in flagranti remix) [yousendit]

remember you can preview our tracks here and join our facebook group because barack obama told you so. as a cheeky little extra, here's a link to their latest remix which is bloody awesome. IT IS A NAKED DANCE RHYTHM...... WITH THE EMPHASIS ON THE BASS...... it makes you seeee the whole heart of it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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woolfy - oh missy (in flagranti mix) [via trials and tribulations]

for those who are unsure of in flagranti and need a little persuading first.. they've got huuuge support from the soulwax brothers. and of course me! i mean i have to admit the disco music of the late 70s/early 80s is a complete guilty pleasure of mine. watch this space!
x

I love you Monday 9th February 2009

next time lykke li comes to london she's definitely got to hook up with funkism for a massive orgy. even in a black cab if she wants.

okay so i had to post about this baby. the lovely chaps over at boys noize records gave away this nifty little number away for free on their blog and it's awesome. doesn't it remind you a lot of d.i.m's and alex ridha's collaboration together- puzique? it's well, more kind to our ears and scattered with little embers of charm. there's definitely signs of don't go, cissor and suite9- well maybe just me but what matters more are these damn fine hot chip remixes that keep getting turned out. i mean wow indeed. we've had soulwax, erol alkan, jesse rose and fake blood all join in the fun and now it's d.i.m's time. one of my favourites!

DL:
hot chip - hold on (d.i.m. remix) [mediafire]
hot chip - hold on (d.i.m. remix) [yousendit]

i'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
i'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on
hold on, hold on
hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on
hold on, hold on

here are some facts about weazals. they can vary in length from six up to fourteen inches and are often found with a light brown upper coat, black fur on the tip of their tail with a white belly. intriguingly the statistical fairies say the average weazal weighs in at about 200 grams and can be seen roaming the pastures of various countries all over the world. in fact- did you know the collective nouns for a group of weazals include boogle, gang, pack and confusion? im no animal expert but a confusion of weazals sounds like a euphemism for an embarrassing illness. tamed critters can be kept as house pets in front of the fire watching episodes of the hills. they like scarves, stella and really naff toys that can be bought from poundland but have a distinct hate for itchy blankets. will ferrell once used to be a weazal but some magic beans he ate transformed him into a human. true story. but do you know what weazals realllllllly love? like really really reallly love? they love bob marley!

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bass weazal - weazal's love bob marley [mediafire]
bass weazal - weazal's love bob marley [yousendit]

incidently will smith loves bob marley too. in fact he loves disturbed beats more. their north east parties kick off tomorrow with mowgli so if youre heading that way make sure you get down. five free pairs of guestlist tickets are available to win if you head over to their blog :)

x

Pic : Bmlikesyou